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I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Apron Funny Multicolor Unisex Chef Apron for Men and Women Cooking Baking
I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Apron Funny Multicolor Unisex Chef Apron for Men and Women Cooking Baking
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Bring laughter into the kitchen with the I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Apron. Perfect for anyone with a love for baking (and a sense of sarcasm), this apron adds personality while protecting your clothes. Made from a premium 35% cotton, 65% polyester blend, it’s soft, lightweight, and built to last. Measuring 86cm (33.8") × 66cm (25.9") with 80cm ties, it offers a secure and comfortable fit for most adults. With its simple, pocket-free, no-strap design, it’s both practical and stylish. Ideal as a funny gift for men or women, this apron is great for birthdays, baking enthusiasts, or holiday surprises. Whether in the kitchen or at a BBQ, it’s guaranteed to spark smiles and conversations.
Materials
Materials
100% Ringspun Cotton for a soft, comfortable fit.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We aim to dispatch all delivery orders within 2 working days of purchase and typically deliver within 2 working days from the date of dispatch. However, in rare cases, delivery may take up to 5 working days.
Dimensions
Dimensions
| Size | Chest | Body Length | ||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| Small | 86-92 | 34-36 | 71 | 28 |
| Medium | 96-101 | 38-40 | 74 | 29 |
| Large | 107-112 | 42-44 | 77 | 30 |
| X-Large | 116-122 | 46-48 | 79 | 31 |
| XX-Large | 127-132 | 50-52 | 80 | 31 |
Fit: Straight cut
Fabric: 100% Cotton
Weight: Medium
Dress Size Assistance
This is only to be used as a guide. Refer to the measurements for detailed sizing. For an oversized fit, size up.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
To keep your T-shirt looking fresh and vibrant, follow these simple care guidelines:
1. Washing:
• Turn the T-shirt inside out to protect the printed design.
• Machine wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) with similar colors.
• Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent.
• Avoid bleach or fabric softeners, as they can damage the fabric and print.
2. Drying:
• For best results, air dry your T-shirt by laying it flat or hanging it up.
• If using a dryer, tumble dry on low heat to prevent shrinking and preserve the print.
3. Ironing:
• Turn the T-shirt inside out before ironing.
• Use a low heat setting and avoid ironing directly on the printed design.
• Do not use steam over the print area.
4. General Tips:
• Avoid dry cleaning.
• Store your T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent fading.
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We offer worldwide shipping. All orders are processed and dispatched within 24 hours. Full shipping details are available at checkout.”
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Hassle-Free Return/Exchanges
We offer a 30-day return and exchange policy. If you experience any issues, our customer support team is here to help and ensure your satisfaction.”